oh my god
i’m gonna do it
i’m gonna buy the book about a bbw fucking a bear who is also a billionaire
KAT DON’T DO IT. DON’T READ ABOUT FUCKING A BEAR
YOU’RE TOO LATE, NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO
AND THEY’RE NOT JUST BEARS
THEY’RE BRO BEARS
KAT NO OOO. NO
i finished it last night and here is what you need to know about this book
- it is never explicitly stated that Janna is a black woman but repeated references are made to her ‘rich brown skin’ and ‘tight curls’ and ‘plump lips’ and also the words sassy, strong, and independent are used excessively
- the bear thing is pretty much just an excuse to have really huge buff dudes who fall in love at first sight. there is no bear sex. i was totally waiting for the kinky bear sex and it never happened. they weren’t even that hairy. bear bros are pretty vanilla, it turns out.
- bear bros are into fat women because they’re the only one that can handle their huge bear dicks and huge bear cubs:
- the reason the chubby protaganist is so sturdy is that she actually a
- bear bros know what to do when you accidentally make a girl think you’re fucking crazy by running around the woods naked:
- THE BEARMEN CAN FUCKING TALK WHEN THEY ARE IN BEAR FORM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WAS IN TEARS OH MY FUCKING GOD
Best thing I’ve read all day long. No. Not the book. This synopsis. Pure gold.